February 2011
4 posts
Frank Zappa - Ian Underwood Whips It Out (Live on...
The Problem With Music →
essayist:
By Steve Albini Whenever I talk to a band who are about to sign with a major label, I always end up thinking of them in a particular context. I imagine a trench, about four feet wide and five feet deep, maybe sixty yards long, filled with runny, decaying shit. I imagine these people, some of them good friends, some of them barely acquaintances, at one end of this trench. I also imagine...
How Much Do Music Artists Earn Online? →
Worth emphasizing the chart is for a solo artist; not a band. Minimum wage; not mtv cribs.
The new model. Sheesh.
4-Hour Dentist
Listen: I was once just like you — weak, pathetic, not practicing dentistry. I was a lonely turd spiraling down the toilet of life. Now I’m the most successful dentist in the fucking cosmos. Wake up! You can’t even imagine how amazing my life is. Knock knock. Who’s there? Oh hey look it’s me, earlier this morning, eating foie gras off the flawless naked body of a nineteen-year-old...